and oceans filled with stars for you

forcefields:

it’s so weird that we call our loved ones things that we eat
sugar… pumpkin… honey… baby…

darcylewisinthetardis:

bdnocampo:

disneygirldreams:

my-life-in-all-its-fullness:

why would you do this

GO SIT IN A CORNER

WOAH THERE SATAN

I saw a headcanon posted on here that said that Donna always cried at that part of Finding Nemo, but never knew why

captainscarletts:

sidrothmans:

someone write a superhero story where the lady in the ensemble gets fed up for not getting the respect she deserves so she becomes the villain and manages to beat up all her teammates and rules the world

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turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

sparklehime:

examples to prove that I’m not conceited and stuck up:

  • fuck
  • okaY FIN E YOU CAUGH T ME YOU CAUGHT ME I AM
skeletonhaver:

lanadelreiayanami:

skyyman:

M’lady

this is really terrifying

they’re growing. evolving.

skeletonhaver:

lanadelreiayanami:

skyyman:

M’lady

this is really terrifying

they’re growing. evolving.

straight-as-a-curly-fry:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

ok y’all 

how do i ask a boy out 

roses are red
violets are blue
guess what, my bed
has room for two

OH MY GOD NO

twinkle twinkle little star
we can do it in a car

STOP IT

row, row, row your boat
gently down the stream
merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily
i can make you scream

I feel like the last one is verging dangerously into serial killer territory

A word of advice to trans women

orangelemonart:

interruptmag:

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Go to your nearest target. Buy a two pack of pushup bras (24$ for 2), and target’s bra inserts (12$). Then go to your nearest Walmart and buy the Vasserette Control Shapewear Panties (2.50 each), they do wonders for helping your tuck. There you go! You just saved yourself a lot of money, you can afford to buy enough to wear every day, and best of all you look fabulous. -@twidx

recs for trans women are so rare on tumblr!! spread this, people.

naughtyrobotics:

let’s all remember when this happened

Mary: I just realised, Cronus has a cigarette in his mouth that he never lights.
Eris: It's a metaphor.
Mary: I can't believe tumblr hasn't realised this yet.
Eris: And everyone ships him with Cancer.